If you saw the epic-sounding title and you're expecting something awesome, you're going to have to wait. Sorry.
Well, what did you expect from a very unimpressive guy (in just about every way) like me?
In the unlikely event that you actually want to know more about me, here's something (then again, you might want to know more about me if you don't know me, and once you do, you probably won't - I'm not an interesting or funny person)...
...something about my church, that is. I think I can say with a fair amount of certainty that it's smaller than your church, provided you attend a church.
Its name is Moore Christian Assembly, and if I remember correctly, there are only eight (8) families that attend regularly, including mine. Granted, four of those families (again, including mine) have six or more children: two have nine, I think, and my family has ten people in it.
Anyway, enough of this rambling before I get a lawsuit brought against me by your spouse (or sibling, parent, etc.) for "death by boring blogger."
Some of the people at my church (the project team is made up of members of four families, I believe) are at work on a documentary that compares the teachings of Jonathan Edwards and...well, I'm not going to tell you, since if I did, even if you didn't become uninterested, you'd have the answer, and if you're the kind of person who can't have things left hanging, you'll have to go find out the answer for yourself.
Here's the documentary project blog; there's a link to the website from there.
Now I guess you can die of boredom...